Tuesday, November 25, 2008

[LapArQ]

= Lawak ke ?? =
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

..sebenarnye aku tgh lapar gile nih..
..lapar lapar lapar..
..nk karbohidrat..
..lapar kelaparan melapar lapar terlapar..
..antara hasil² terbaik aku seperti di bawah..
..kih kih kih..


...dAh kEnyaNg lEpas BreaKfasT td..
..koL 7 dH gRk breAkfasT..
..bLeh Lak luPe tUtuP lampu kEter SmaLam..
..tErPakSe pInjAm kEtEr ManDo..
..KenYanG dAh..
..mAkaN siK mAk kAsiH sAyAng..
..mAkaN sAtu jEk..
..x Cam oRg tU mkN 2 sEdaS..
..kiH kiH kiH..
..bLurrP~..

2 comments:

  1. wah..jamel ke yang masak tu?
    kagum...kagum..hehe =P

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  2. Sue:
    hahaha..jgn xcaye lak..
    pnh masak nasik lemak kot time intern..
    tp santan packet je lah..
    so, ade qualification x nk jd husband mithali nih ??
    keh keh keh...

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